Mini Brittany and Rainbow Santana gifs are by this lovely.
Moustache Glee gifs are by this genius. .
the TA for one of my classes friended me on fb
i’m not sure how to feel about this
thinking of getting a tattoo after I finish this bitch of a...
you guys make me SICK, SICK, SICK.
i loved this scene so so so so much.
I wake every morning to find that the cats have brought in several flower heads from the garden outside and scattered them throughout the house,...
If you have or will have student loans, you need to read this.
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I want a Taco Supreme and a Nacho Supreme with no beans with fire sauce from Taco Bell.
I want peppermint tea with honey.
I want to cuddle with someone right now.
I have none of these things.
Le sigh.
I never express how much I love Beyonce’s “Scared of Lonely”
I really do love it. It’s one of my most played songs off that album.
Guess whose birthday it is today? (Hint: she sometimes goes by “FLOTUS.”) Take a second to sign her card.
SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED.
(I TOTALLY WANT TO BE YOURS.)
yellowbirdscorner answered your question: I’ve had to pee for the last two hours. …
pee out the window :P

IS THAT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?!?!
I can’t even…WHUT. I can’t.
WHO PICKS CHRISTINA OVER WHITNEY?!
Whenever someone covers Adele I don’t give a fuck.
Sure.
They might not butcher the song.
But they’re still not Adele.
And frankly it annoys me pisses me off that they think they’re better than Adele.
Let me assure you.
You’re not.
(And don’t say “What about Whitney Houston and Aretha Franklin?” Different talent. All superior than anyone else on earth)
“What’s the Toy Story 3 plot about?”
“Uhm the plot’s mostly about them trying to get away from this daycare center and get back home.”
“That’s it? That sounds kind of stupid and silly to me. I think Toy Story 1 and 2 are enough for me. I mean is there even a bad guy?”
“Yeah. They’re trying to escape from this Bear that’s like a dictator..and..”
“Well that just sounds ridiculous. And I heard there’s even a Spanish Buzz?”
“That’s the best part.”
“Well that would be reason enough for me not to see it, right there. That just sounds stupid silly and ridiculous. I don’t think I’ll be seeing it, then.”

SPANISH BUZZ IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

Seriously. This woman.
I did a report on her freshman year of high school.
Teacher didn’t know who she was.
I was appalled and wrote four more pages than I needed just so he could be educated on her amazingness.
I’m not ashamed to say that I might have an actual crush on her.
No scratch that.
I do.