Plaid Ponderings: Thoughts of a Lezz

My name is Jay the gay. Technically it's just Jay. But rhymes are the shit so whatever. I love plaid. I likes to cuddle. Gay Lady since birth. These are my pondering thoughts and from a day to day basis. More to follow.

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I feel like naked cuddling right now.

No sex.

Just….cuddling while naked.

I want a Taco Supreme and a Nacho Supreme with no beans with fire sauce from Taco Bell.

I want peppermint tea with honey.

I want to cuddle with someone right now.

I have none of these things.

Le sigh.

I never express how much I love Beyonce’s “Scared of Lonely”

I really do love it. It’s one of my most played songs off that album.

ways-weasleys:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

Ron vs. The Turkey Leg

(via imasoulminersdaughter)

barackobama:

Guess whose birthday it is today? (Hint: she sometimes goes by “FLOTUS.”) Take a second to sign her card.

SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED.

(I TOTALLY WANT TO BE YOURS.)

*sings*
Annnd nooooowwww I love vaginaaaaa

*sings*

Annnd nooooowwww I love vaginaaaaa

(via beckyloves)

IS THAT ASKING FOR TOO MUCH?!?!

Realizing that other people have a problem with [homosexuality] was the weirdest thing for me. As a kid it wasn’t even something that was mentioned. It was never something that was even explained to me. It was just, “That’s Mark and he’s gay.” Mark was just another friend of my dad’s who would talk about his boyfriend instead of his girlfriend. I was 5. I didn’t care. It seemed perfectly normal, and still does….It just drives me crazy…that people can make such sweeping, ignorant statements and bring religion into it….Why would you want a god that’s up there picking and choosing who he lets in?…That doesn’t make any sense.

Daniel Radcliffe (via holymotherofrowling)

Daniel…

(via ducksinthehat)

(via powerlesbian)

I just wanna be Princess Tiana. 

Is that too much to ask for?

p0ltergeist:

WHO THE FUCK……BIGGEST FAIL OF A TATTOO I’VE EVER SEEN.

(via fuckyeahtattoos)

I can’t even…WHUT. I can’t.

WHO PICKS CHRISTINA OVER WHITNEY?!

Whenever someone covers Adele I don’t give a fuck.

Sure.

They might not butcher the song.

But they’re still not Adele.

And frankly it annoys me pisses me off that they think they’re better than Adele.

Let me assure you.

You’re not.

(And don’t say “What about Whitney Houston and Aretha Franklin?” Different talent. All superior than anyone else on earth)

“What’s the Toy Story 3 plot about?”

“Uhm the plot’s mostly about them trying to get away from this daycare center and get back home.”

“That’s it? That sounds kind of stupid and silly to me. I think Toy Story 1 and 2 are enough for me. I mean is there even a bad guy?”

“Yeah. They’re trying to escape from this Bear that’s like a dictator..and..”

“Well that just sounds ridiculous. And I heard there’s even a Spanish Buzz?”

“That’s the best part.”

“Well that would be reason enough for me not to see it, right there. That just sounds stupid silly and ridiculous. I don’t think I’ll be seeing it, then.”

SPANISH BUZZ IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.


Seriously. This woman.

I did a report on her freshman year of high school.

Teacher didn’t know who she was.

I was appalled and wrote four more pages than I needed just so he could be educated on her amazingness.

I’m not ashamed to say that I might have an actual crush on her.

No scratch that. 

I do.