Plaid Ponderings: Thoughts of a Lezz

Roommate. 

Storm into here like it’s not 4AM in the fucking morning. 

I can hear you walking a fucking mile down the hallway.

Stop walking like you’re a fucking basketball player in the NBA and come into the room like you have some goddamn sense.

PS. Pick UP your shit. This is not your room. This is our room. Your shit should not take up 75% of the room. Not when there are three of us in here. 

I could cry for days I’m so damn tired.

    literaturegoesasfreight replied to your photo: YOU SEE THIS SHIT?! THIS IS THE RODENT INFESTED…

Wait. You actually have rodents in your room?! D:

I saw one tiny mouse in here earlier.

Where did I see it?

Crawling out of the damn cereal box that my roommate left open on the floor over break.

    heyitsaleesha replied to your post: Seriously I am going to fucking let my roommate…

One of my roommates left a bowl that had some mysterious…matter plus some water in it and it just sat there for the whole month in the sink. It smelled like…ass. And mildew. And stank. Not happy.

The thing that pisses me off about it the most…..is that me and our other roommate fucking cleaned our parts of the room before we left and she left last. 

So what the fuck was she thinking that she thought it was acceptable to leave the room the way it was?!?!

I’m so over this. I mean. I just can’t. Leaving clothes all over the place is one thing. 

Leaving food…OPENED FOOD all over the place is totally different.

Seriously I am going to fucking let my roommate have it when she comes back. 

Who the fuck leaves an open box of cereal, a cup of coffee and GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE, on THE FUCKING FLOOR when you’re going to be away for a fucking MONTH?!?!

My fucking roommate. 

What the actual fuck. 

I let her ass be messy while she was here and while we were in school. 

But her ass needed to and should have cleaned the goddamn room before break.

This is unacceptable. 

Roommate came back a day earlier than I thought she was supposed to 20 minutes ago and already wants me to turn off my computer for the night.

I’m honestly more pissed about the fact that she left the door open than I am about her not replying to a text. 

Because if she feels safe and she was with people that she feels safe with then kudos and brava to her.

But the first week of school we had 12 rooms get robbed because they didn’t lock their doors.

With two or three people to a room…That’s 24-36 people that just got robbed all because someone didn’t lock the door. 

Responsible people hear this and they lock the doors every single time.

She however left ours, not only unlocked but, ajar.

Which means people could’ve just waltzed in and took whatever the felt like. 

I don’t know about you but I do not have the resources or the time to replace $1,000 worth of school supplies. 

    unsensored replied to your post: Um….I’m sorry, this may come off a little rude but I’ve been following you for some time now and I’m not quite understanding why you are flipping out over your roommate the way you are. She doesn’t have a responsibility to keep you informed of her whereabouts. It’s college, she’s not doing anything outside of the norm.

i agree with anonymous. i dont understand your obsession with your roommates whereabouts… so she wants to wander around at night the way you talk about her it sounds like you think of her as an infant instead of an adult

If I’m going to treat her as an adult then she needs to fucking act like an adult.

IF she’s going to go out and leave our room when I’m not in it. Then she needs to LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. I came back yesterday and our door was WIDE open. 

If someone had stolen my Macbook she would’ve had to pay for it because it would’ve been HER fault. 

So you see where I’m going with this? 

If I treat her like an infant. It’s because she fucking thinks and acts like an infant. 

I’m not wanting to know where she is 24/7. Because I really don’t give a shit. I have other things to focus on in my own life. But when she all but demands that I do ridiculous shit in our room (wear headphones ANY fucking time I’m listening to something, only vacuum on the weekends, not do work past 12) then she needs to abide by some of the simple shit that I request (LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR WHEN SHE LEAVES AND REPLY BACK TO A SIMPLE TEXT SO I KNOW SHE’S NOT DEAD SOMEWHERE IN A DITCH).

    unsensored replied to your post: Um….I’m sorry, this may come off a little rude but I’ve been following you for some time now and I’m not quite understanding why you are flipping out over your roommate the way you are. She doesn’t have a responsibility to keep you informed of her whereabouts. It’s college, she’s not doing anything outside of the norm.

The way you talk about her I wonder if she feels smothered by you. Maybe that’s why she leaves

1. I don’t think it’s too much to ask for some one to ACT like a fucking adult when they are one. 

2. Common sense should tell her to at least be responsible enough to say, “Hey maybe I should tell someone where the fuck I’m going so they know where I’m at if something happens.”

3. I don’t smother her. I rarely talk to her. We’re both adults. The problem is only one of us acts like it.