Plaid Ponderings: Thoughts of a Lezz

My name is Jay the gay. Technically it's just Jay. But rhymes are the shit so whatever. I love plaid. I likes to cuddle. Gay Lady since birth. These are my pondering thoughts and from a day to day basis. More to follow.

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    of-great-importance replied to your video: Months later. Still cracking up.

I JUST watched this earlier, lol. Cracking up.

It is just SO funny. 

“Just gimmie one ti-tayyyyy. Ooooooooooooh.”

Months later.

Still cracking up.

I just can’t….so great.

(via bumblebrumble)

  • DID SOMEONE SAY FORTY?!?!
  • LET ME TEA BAG YOU ALL DAY LONG. A PICK UP WHEN YOUR DAY IS LAGGIN’. TEA BAAA-AA-AAAAA-AAGGGINNN.
  • UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP!
  • 21 YEARS OR YOU’RE GONNA GO TO JAIL.
  • I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW.

  • WE SUCKLED AT THE SAME TEET. ONE AT A TIME. WE BOTH SUCKLED AT THE SUCKLED AT THE SAME TEET.
  • I AM BARRY EFFIN’ GIBBS. I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE.

lgbtlaughs:

[the devil: “first of all god doesn’t hate gay people, god doesn’t hate anyone, the kind of his thing. god doesn’t even hate me! he’s disappointed in me, but he doesn’t hate me. if anything i hate gays. i spent years and year working to destroy urban neighborhood with drug violence, and poverty. then they swoop in and clean everything up and suddenly there’s cupcake shops and candle stores everywhere! and, ugh, they’re so nice! i hate them, but i can’t say mad at them!”]

epic4chan:

The Devil on gay people 

“Yeah we’re warmed up!”

“Like biscuits!”

“Yeah. Dance biscuits!”

(via youdidntbringmeanyroses)

Hahahahaha I had to look it up. 

GOD. Why didn’t the Lonely Island do a song with Jim Carey?!?! 

Talk about missing a huge opportunity. 

JUST GIMME ONE TITTAAAAAAYYY

OHHHHHH GIRL

JUST GIMME ONE TI-TAYYYY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!

I just wanna see one of your titties girl.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

poehler-bear:

just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding…

I’d like to thank K Wiig for making SNL the greatest thing ever.

(via karatam)

The song that was literally playing the background in my dream last night.

Thanks Susan Sarandon for making an appearance in my dreams too. 

That was fun.

This theme song is stuck in my head.

UGHHHH.

GETITOUT.

Flashback. I love these skits so much.

Bringggg it on down to Plasticvilleeeee!

“Gotta get those boo-boo-boobs”

“Change my mediocre facee! My my my mediocre face! My mediocre face….”