Plaid Ponderings: Thoughts of a Lezz

My name is Jay the gay. Technically it's just Jay. But rhymes are the shit so whatever. I love plaid. I likes to cuddle. Gay Lady since birth. These are my pondering thoughts and from a day to day basis. More to follow.

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I ate way too much. 

Stress eating is not my friend.

In the past thirty minutes I’ve eaten a hamburger with everything, chips, six inch subway sandwich, a packet of gummies, and a large fry.

Oof.

Off to get a subway sandwich. 

What should I get?

I never get the same sandwich twice.

Only people who smoke would come to the conclusion that putting all of their blunts in a melon would be awesome.

#I don’t hate pot. #I just really want some melon right now okay.

(via fidelius-secrets)

It’s only Tuesday and this is harder than I thought.

Only had rice and squash for dinner last night along with a small piece of chicken.

Today I had French toast for breakfast. No syrup or butter. Just some powder sugar.

Then I had a slice of pizza and salad and fruit for lunch.

That was amazing. 

But I have no idea what to eat tonight because almost everything is going to be fried tonight for dinner.

I already have a wrap and chips ready for tomorrow’s lunch so I should be good there.

Whew. Let’s do this eating healthier people!

I feel compelled to eat my weight in chips.
But that might just be the cramps talking.

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Bacon Mug
A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.
(submitted by K8)

Someone hold me back from licking my screen.

thisiswhyyourefat:

The Bacon Mug

A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.

(submitted by K8)

Someone hold me back from licking my screen.

MY STRAIGHT BESTIE SENT ME PUPPY CHOW FROM HOME!!!!!!!

A lady in a fur coat with an eye patch, three deer and meeting the Chief Investment Officer of the United Negro College Fund and loaning him fifty cents.

What an intense trip to McDonald’s that was.

Ps. The man from UNCF gave me his business card and told me to email him. 

True fact: You can take the marshmallow topping off of these treats and throw it in the air like a frisbee.

Betty White….fireworks…and steaming apple pie boobs. 

You can’t get more American than that. 

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Something cute and involving food to brighten my rainy day.

Success.

I have a really strong urge to eat a lot of garlic cheesy bread.

Or pizza. 

Or both…

Can of Cheetos + Macbook = No bueno