Plaid Ponderings: Thoughts of a Lezz

My name is Jay the gay. Technically it's just Jay. But rhymes are the shit so whatever. I love plaid. I likes to cuddle. Gay Lady since birth. These are my pondering thoughts and from a day to day basis. More to follow.

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Holy. shit.

I can’t even begin to describe how much I enjoyed myself last night.

Okay that’s a lie I can.

I really fucking enjoyed myself last night.

In the time span that I was there (four hours) I had two Absolute drinks (a total of $6), danced with three girls and got to meet up with a friend and made four new friends.

One of these friends included a gay boy from Australia whose name was also Jordan.

Oh yeah did I mention that I also found $7 on the ground. Proceeded to get a cab back to campus and my cab fare was $8. So I basically paid $1 for my cab.

Even though I’m leaving in a few hours I’m totally glad that some last hours I had were spent at Phase 1. If you are 21+ and a gay lady (or not) GO THERE. Seriously. So great. 

Ps. Make sure you get there early. The line was a pain in the ass. Out there for 30 minutes in the cold but it felt like an hour.

I really really really miss playing softball.

Oof. 

Even if having asthma screwed me over a million times as the catcher, it was still one of my favorite sports I played.

autostraddle:

2012 Calendar Girls: Stephanie is Miss February

Good lawd.

I love Autstraddle calendars. Oof. 

Gina Yashere is so damn funny.

Just discovered her and I can’t stop laughing.

“So I’m standing in a night club like this, why am I being chatted up by a unicorn? I’m not into horses, piss off.”


Ugh. Sasha.

She is just so amazingly gorgeous and talented I can’t take it.

Ps. Those you who would like to know, she’s also a lesbian.

MARSHA.

GOD.

WHY AREN’T YOU IN MY BED.

AKSDJFA;SKDJFA;LKSDFJAD;KSFJAL;FK

THOSE LEGS. THOSE CURVES. 

AHHHHHHH

dynamicafrica:

Portraits of British-Nigerian model Betty Adewole.

Why is Brandi Carlile so perfect?

brain-food:

Catch The Supervillain (in your breast)

Nobody’s immune to breast cancer

When we talk about breast cancer, there’s no women or superwomen. Everybody has to do the self-examination monthly. Fight with us against this enemy and, when in doubt, talk to your doctor. (via)

These mock up Breast Cancer Awareness ad’s need to be a real thing. 

(via emilyrohan121)

veggielezzyfemmie:

guise , there is so much lesbian porn on my dash today.

So.

Last night was fantastic.

  1. Went to a gay club.
  2. Had a large Smirnoff by myself.
  3. Got to dance with a really attractive girl I met for three hours.
  4. Got a free donut from a guy on the subway and enjoyed it to the fullest.

ALSJDFALSKDJFLAK J

UHHHHHNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

SANDY LOPEZ/LISA VIDAL YOU WERE THE HOTTEST FIREFIGHTER EVER.

#That smile.

#The eyes.

#The curly hair.

#LET ME DIE.

ALL LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP I WAS LIKE:

SELF. 

TAINA WAS REALLY ATTRACTIVE. YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HER.

THEN I WAS LIKE:

SANDY WAS REALLY ATTRACTIVE. YOU DEFINITELY HAD A CRUSH ON HER.

GUESS WHAT.

THE ACTRESSES ARE SISTERS.

OOOH LAWD.

#This has been a Jay thinks about attractive Puerto Rican women all night long because she can moment.

OOH LAWD.

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